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Episode 11-
ACTFURBERUS

In this episode we discuss alternative employment, that is, what job you would like to have if your main ideal job fell by the wayside. We also talk about the stupidity of eating poisinous snakes, flying donkeys and general Hilarity.

Updates

The Actfurberus & other fanarts
RJ-pilot put together this little doozy of a fan-art for the show. And we just loved the concept! Also check out the other fanarts below. if we missed any pelase let us know.
Get yo Rant on!
Fenris is hosting a ranting competition! Think you've got something that pisses you off to rant about? Then get yourself a microphone, hit yourself in the foot with a hammer (please don't actually do this), and get grumpy!

RULES:

  • Entries can be on any subject whatsoever.
  • All entries must be recorded, not written.
  • .mp3, .wav, or .ogg format only.
  • A maximum of 3 minutes.
  • All sounds must be your own, including voice, sound effects, and music, unless you get permission to use someone else's recordings. No unauthorized ripping or theft.
  • Email all entries to either fenris@fenrisdesigns.com or mail@actfuronair.com .

News

Australias 'Best'
It all sounds a little bit like a hoax. Large smiles, and a promise to be whatever the Australian public want of him. But Peter Best is now ruinning as the "Best" choice for the new Australian prime Minister. Make up your own mind if you think he's true to his word, but have a look at his promo video too.
It's simple adivce...
If your friends say they'll give you money to do something stupid you'll get three things out of it. 1, money 2, A great pub story and 3, seriously injured or seriously dead..
So if you kill, lets say a highly poisinous snake, and your friends tell you to eat it for cash. Do you hesitate about the possibility of injesting a metric ass-tonne of poison?
Heck no! If you're like Zaver Rathod then you hunker on down on that tasty tasty merchant of death. And in the end he earnt 100 Rupees! Booyah!
Leatherjacket fish AKA the DurpFish
Nature is really good at evolving things to F&^% over other things. The velocer raptor had those huge claws and could outrun a bullet. Elephants can crush you at a whim. Parasites can hijack your brain and certain animals can shoot lazers when startled.
So when nature invented the F-you! fish, designing a multi-inch spike to poke out of it's dorsal fin sounds pretty damn badass. I mean...that's like eating a piece of steak with a razor sharp nail in it.
So when said fish only tends to deploy said spike when...for instance...it's being swallowed. The wanna-be predator will soon choke to death on the spikey morsal.
It's around this point that Nature must have gone for Coffee and left the fish-door open. Because lil mister-spikey-back here can't retract said spine. And tends to die while lodged in the gullet of it's most recent victim.
I bet you've seen a Horse fly, maybe even a super fly. But have you seena DONKEY FLY?!
In a bizzare animal-replated publicity stunt. A Russian resort's PR section decided strapping a donkey to a tethered glider would be a great way to attract attention!
And they were right! When animal rights services came and arrested their asses (get it? Asses...ass...donkey? No...nevermind).



SEGMENTS

Segment trial help: Looove Doctor
Usually when we trial a segment sent in by a listner we do it behind the scenes and nut out a lot of the issues. We reject most segments, not because we're assholes, but because creating a long-running high-quality segment is really hard to do. The biggest issue is content.
So lets code name this listner....Doctor Nutbutter. The good Doctor Nutbutter would like to help you out in life and love. An advice segment. And before you ask, yes, it's mostly tounge in cheek humour.
You see the good Doctor Nutbutter can't trial his segment till he's got some patients to cure. So send in a letter asking your question to mail@actfuronair.com, and we'll see what he can come up with.
Tinycat's gaming breakdown

This fortnight Koneko fires up his 'Classi-X 64' videogame randomiser and speaks his mind on the results!

Entries are still being accepted for TinyCat's competition, just send an e-mail saying who your favorite furry videogame character is an a few words on why to win some totally fresh custom artwork! Send entries to koneko_chex@hotmail.com

Murdur Mystery: Dinner is served
We're only a few episodes short of our shilling conclusion. Do you think you know who the culprit is? Send your mail to KellBengal@actfuronair.com with your guess. Prizes and bragging points to be won.
ACTfur Murder Mystery background music 'The Psychedelic Journey' provided courtesy of Christopher Totten.
Check out his cool music on Youtube and his fascinating book on life in the psychedelic 60s at Amazon.
 

Mentions:

The Incredibles
We mentioned this little gem, an animation put together by Pixar.
Harvey Birdman: Attourney at law
And also this series by Adult Swim,. Harvey Birdman
Ecco the dolphin
Oldschool Sega Geneis\Megadrive game. Ecco the dolphin
Mega Man
Gee we talked about a lot of retro games in this Ep didn't we?. Mega Man
Contra
Japanese Bullet splosion screen-death no jitsu. Contra
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